Song - Cub Scouts Don’t Wear No Socks

I came across this song on a Scouting Mailing List and thought I would share it with you .. and hope you all enjoy it...

Cub Scouts don't wear no socks
Saw them when they took them off
Threw them in the washing machine
That's how the laundry all turned green

Cub Scouts don't wear no socks
Saw them when they took them off
Threw them in the garbage can
Killed three rats and the garbage man

Cub Scouts don't wear no socks
Saw them when they took them off
Threw them up into the air
That's why the birds need Medicare

Cub Scouts don't wear no socks
Saw them when they took them off
Threw them on the President's desk
That's why the country's such a mess

Cub Scouts don't wear no socks
Saw them when they took them off
Threw up under my bunk
And I thought it was a skunk

Cub Scouts don't wear no socks
Saw them when they took them off
Threw em into my tent
No I gotta put the place up for rent

Cub Scouts don't wear no socks
Saw them when they took them off
Threw 'em in the leader's tent
Wonder where those leaders went

Cub Scouts don't wear no socks
Saw them when they took them off
Threw 'em on a telephone pole
Nothin' left but a smolderin' hole

Cub Scouts don't wear no socks
Saw them when they took them off
Threw 'em in the mess hall door
No one eats there anymore

Cub Scouts don't wear no socks
Saw them when they took them off
Threw em up in the sky
Now Superman refuses to fly

Cub Scouts don't wear no socks
Saw them when they took them off
Threw them at Qui-Gon Jim
They nearly broke his chin

Cub Scouts don't wear no socks
Saw them when they took them off
Threw them at Dart Vader
Killed him like a light saber